"You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so that I could attack criminals and that sort."- Spike
"Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten. You'll just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons."- Buffy
[looking at her suggestively] "There are other ways."- Spike
" And to that, an extreme "See you later.""- Buffy