Thursday, September 30, 2010

[after slaying a vampire in an alley]
"Wow. Been a long while since I met one who didn't know me."- Buffy

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"Thanks for the wake-up, but I'll stick with my clock radio."- Buffy

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"He said he wasn't coming back until he'd driven to all fifty states."- Willow
"Did you explain about Hawaii?"- Buffy
"Well, he seemed so determined."- Willow

Sunday, September 26, 2010

"You know me, not much with the damseling."- Buffy

Saturday, September 25, 2010

"Having a secret identity in this town is a job of work."- Buffy

Friday, September 24, 2010

"I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that?"- Xander
"Take me to him."- Buffy

Thursday, September 23, 2010

[of Buffy] "Say. Look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty."- Buffy Bot

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

[after meeting the new Watcher]
"That was bracing."- Giles
"Interesting lady. Can we kill her?"- Buffy
"I think the Council might frown upon that."- Giles

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."- Buffy

Sunday, September 19, 2010

"Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assets."- Buffy

Saturday, September 18, 2010

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"- Conservative Woman
"Uh, you know I meant to, and-and then I just got really busy."- Buffy

Friday, September 17, 2010

"That... was not... permitted!"- Ken
"Yeah, but it was fun."- Buffy
"You've got guts. I think I'd like to slice you open, and play with them!"- Ken

Friday, September 10, 2010

[Spike looks on as Buffy and Angel kiss]
[as the First] "That bitch."- Buffy

Thursday, September 9, 2010

[Buffy has just sliced Caleb in two from the crotch up just as Angel revives from being hit on the head by Caleb]
"Okay, now I'm pissed! Where is he?"- Angel
"He had to split."- Buffy

Friday, September 3, 2010

[about Spike] "He's evil. But, you should see him naked. I mean, *really*."- Buffy Bot

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Love makes you do the wacky."- Buffy

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

"I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came... beer."- Buffy
"Then group sex?"- Willow
"Pfft. Gutter-face, no! Just lots and lots of beer."- Buffy