[on a private jet to England in an attempt to save Fred]
"Can't lose her, Spike."- Angel
"You won't."- Spike
"I lost Cordy."- Angel

[stops Buffy in mid-dance - sings] "Life's not a song. Life isn't bliss, life is just this. It's living. You'll get along. The pain that you feel can only heal by living. You have to go on living. So one of us is living."- Spike

"Oh, Spike, devour me."- Buffy Bot
"All right."- Spike
"Spike, I can't help myself. I love you."- Buffy Bot
"You're mine, Buffy."- Spike
"Should I start this program over?"- Buffy Bot
"Shh. No programs, don't use that word. Just be Buffy."- Spike

[on phone] "You took my Viper."- Angel
"My Viper now, mate. Possession's nine-tenths. Oughta know that, runnin' a law firm and such."- Spike

"Welcome to the planet. We all paint on our happy faces every day, when all we really want is to pound the neighbor's missus, steal his Ben Franklins, and while we're at it *not* think about the third of the world that's starvin' to death."- Spike

[about Fred] "I should never have let her come here. Bad things always happen here."- Angel
"Hate to break it to you, mate, but bad things always happen everywhere."- Spike

"Where we're goin', not in the Thomas Guide."- Gunn
"There's gonna be fire."- Spike

[Eve's replacement as the Senior Partner's liaison reaches in his jacket pocket and pulls out a pen] "Wow. Didn't see that coming."- Spike

"You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so that I could attack criminals and that sort."- Spike
"Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten. You'll just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons."- Buffy
[looking at her suggestively] "There are other ways."- Spike
" And to that, an extreme "See you later.""- Buffy

"I'm drownin' in footwear!"- Spike
[wakes up]
"Weird dream."- Spike

"Time to slay."- Buffy Bot
[sleeping] "Yeah. Yeah."- Spike
"Vampires of the world beware."- Buffy Bot

"Pretty please? I'll do anything."- Harmony
"Anything, will you?"- Spike
"Yeah, I said I'll do anything. Oh. You mean, will I have sex with you? Well, yeah."- Harmony

[Harmony opens the package for Spike, and there is a bright flash] "Well, that was a slap and a tickle."- Spike

[about Drusilla] "It's like she's still got a bit of a child in her."- Spike
"Perhaps two or three by now."- Angelus

"You're a tease, you know that slayer? Get a fella's motor revin', let the tension marinate a couple of days, then bam- Crown yourself the ice queen."- Spike
"Need a few more metaphors for that little mix?"- Buffy

"I wanna be like you. A vampire."- Ford
"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever."- Spike
[to Dru]
"Can I eat him now, love?"- Spike

"Was that your best, Slayer?"- Spike
"No."- Buffy Bot
"Why not?"- Spike
"I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body."- Buffy Bot

"Now we just let them come to a simmering boil, then remove to a low flame."- Spike

[as the group ponders how to stop Glory]
"Okay, but I'm still not hearing enough ideas. She's a God, let's think outside the box."- Anya
"Why don't you go think outside the bleeding box."- Spike
"Yes, Anya. Apart from your incredibly uninfectious enthusiasm have you anything else to contribute?"- Giles
"The Dagon Sphere."- Anya
"Sorry?"- Giles
"When Buffy first met Glory she found that magical, glowy sphere that was meant to repel Glory. We've got it in the basement. It might drive her away or hurt her. Oh. And Olaf the troll god's enchanted hammer. You wanna fight a god, use the weapon of a god."- Anya
"Nah, that thing's too heavy to..."- Spike
[Buffy easily picks up the hammer]
"Yeah, good."- Spike
"I like this. Thanks."- Buffy
"Here to help. Wanna live."- Anya

"Something's happening to me. I can't stop thinking about you. And if that means turning my back on the whole evil thing..."- Spike
"You don't know what you mean. You don't know what feelings are."- Buffy
"I damn well do. I lie awake every night."- Spike
"You sleep during the day."- Buffy
"Yeah, but- You are missin' the point. This is real here. I love..."- Spike
"Don't! Don't say it. I'm going."- Buffy

[We see, through the lens of the videocam, Spike pulling a cigarette from his mouth and yelling at Andrew]
"I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off before I rip your throat out and eat y..."- Spike
"Uh, Spike? The light was kind of behind you."- Andrew
"Oh, right. Uh... What, is this better, then? - I thought I told you to piss off with that bloody camera; here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off -?"- Spike

[answers phone] "Hello, Magic Box."- Buffy
[deep voice] "Slayer."- Buffy
"Spike?"- Buffy
[deep voice] "Meet me at the cemetery. Twenty minutes. Come alone."- Spike
"Spike?"- Buffy
[mutters under breath] "Bloody hell."- Spike
[normal voice]
"Yes, it's me."- Spike
"You're calling me on the phone?"- Buffy
"Just be there."- Spike
"Why? Are you helping again?"- Buffy
[loud enough for Xander and Anya to hear]
"You have a lead on this frost monster thingy?"- Buffy
"Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work."- Spike
"What?"- Buffy
[whispering]
"No, no grunting."- Buffy
[pause] "I was talking shop, love, but if you've got other ideas. You. Me. Cozy little tomb with a view."- Spike
[Buffy hangs up quickly]

"It's nothing I know. What, you think I'd come running over saying, "I've got a secret. Beat me till I talk"? "- Spike

"And this, bloody hell, wasn't mine. I'm not you. I don't give a piss about atonement or destiny. Just because I've got me a soul doesn't mean I'm gonna let myself be lead around by..."- Spike
"Excuse me?"- Fred
"Did - Did you just say - Spike has a soul? You never said."- Wes
"Didn't seem worth mentioning, you know."- Angel
"Seems to be a lot of that."- Gunn
"Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club. Another vampire with a soul in the world."- Spike
"You're not *in* the world, Casper."- Angel

[after Spike slays a vampire for her]
"Spike, why did you do that?"- Buffy
"Not for money, if that's what you're thinkin'. Your heartfelt gratitude's plenty. 'Spect I'll be getting that any moment."- Spike
"Gratitude? For getting in my way?"- Buffy
"G-Getting in your way? I saved you."- Spike
"I was regrouping."- Buffy
"You were about to be regrouped into separate piles. You needed help."- Spike
"I didn't need you. I never need you, Spike."- Buffy
"Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height... Oh, wait, he's run off."- Spike
"You know what? I don't need a boyfriend. To rescue me or for any other reason."- Buffy
"Don't need or can't keep? You keep making notches in the headboard, but eventually, they get up out of the bed and run off, don't they?"- Spike
"You're disgusting."- Buffy
"Rough talk. Maybe that's your problem. Maybe you push 'em away? Or is it the other? Maybe you cling too much? Or maybe, your beauty's fading. The stress of slaying aging you prematurely. Things not as high, not as firm."- Spike
"You know what, Spike? The more I get to know you, the more I wish I didn't."- Buffy
"Or maybe you just don't hold their interest."- Spike
[walks away]

"Come to tap dance on the patient have we, doc? I'd give you the finger, but apparently I won't have the motor skills until the drugs wear off."- Spike
"A lot of pain?"- Angel
"More than I'd like. But not as much as you would. Just what I deserve."- Spike
"I didn't say that."- Angel
"No, I did. The lass thought I killed her family. And I'm supposed to, what, complain cuz her's wasn't one of the hundreds of families I did kill? I'm not sayin' you're right, cuz, uh, I'm physically incapable of saying that. But, uh, for a demon I never did think that much about the nature of evil. No. Just threw myself in. Thought it was a party. I liked the rush, I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims."- Spike
"I couldn't take my eyes off them. I was only in it for the evil. That was everything to me. It was art... the destruction of a human being. Jeez, I would've considered Dana a masterpiece."- Angel

[of Buffy's bloodied hands] "I was gonna fix 'em... I don't know how they got like that."- Dawn
"I do. Clawed her way out of a coffin, that's how. Isn't that right?"- Spike
"Yeah... that's what I had to do."- Buffy
"Done it myself."- Spike

[about the cyborg] "This thing really blurs the line between human and robot."- Fred
"Aha. So you're not ruling out that a human being could have boffed a robot."- Spike
[everyone stares at him]
"Sex with robots is more common than most people think."- Spike

"Like I'd bite you anyway."- Spike
"Oh, you would."- Xander
"Not bloody likely."- Spike

"I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist, and delicious."- Xander
"All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat."- Spike
"And don't you forget it."- Xander

[Spike has explained that blood smells like pennies taste]
"Blood. Smells different. Stronger."- Spike
"Like nickels?"- Andrew