"What I saw didn't add up to three whole girls. I think they kept some parts."- Angel
"Could this get yuckier?"- Buffy
"They probably kept the other parts to eat."- Willow
"Question answered."- Buffy

"I can just tell something's wrong - my spider sense is tingling."- Buffy
"Your spider sense?"- Giles
"Pop culture reference... sorry."- Buffy

"Cool. You guys can do the brain thing. I'm gonna go to class."- Buffy
"Which could also be construed as the brain thing."- Oz

"The coroner's office said she was missing an ear, so I'm thinking maybe we're looking for a witch. There's some great spells that work much better with an ear in the mix."- Willow
"That's one fun little hobby you've got there, Will."- Buffy

"What about you? What was your toughest kill?"- Faith
[thinking of Angel] "Um, well, you know, they're all difficult, I guess. Uh, oh, oh, do you guys remember the Three? That's right, you never met the Three. Well, there was three..."- Buffy

"To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's-it's... it's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it."- Giles
"No. James destroyed the one person he loved the most in a moment of blind passion. And that's not something you forgive. No matter why he did what he did. And no matter if he knows now that it was wrong and selfish and stupid, it is just something he's gonna have to live with."- Buffy
"He can't live with it, Buff. He's dead."- Xander
[Buffy leaves the room]
"Okay. Over-identify much?"- Cordelia

"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."- Buffy
"That actually kinda turns me on."- Xander
"I fear you."- Buffy

"Buffy, careful with this gift. Lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful."- Angel
"Like, say, immortality?"- Buffy
"Hm, exactly. I'm dyin' to get rid of that."- Angel
"Funny."- Buffy
"I'm a funny guy."- Angel

[after he asks her out to the dance] "Xander, you're one of my best friends. You and Willow."- Buffy
"Well Willow's not looking to date you. Or if she is she's playing it pretty close to the chest."- Xander

"Do you know how lame this is? Bored teenage boys tryin' to raise up a demon. Sorry it didn't show. I bet it's 'cause you forgot the boom box playing some heavy metal thing, like Blue Clam Cult? I think that's the key to the raising of lame demons."- Buffy

"No, I'm not saying she craned her neck, we are talking full-on Exorcist twist."- Buffy

[Angel slams against invisible barrier in front of door]
"Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks."- Buffy

"What is this?"- Dracula
"My true nature. You want a taste?"- Buffy

"What do we know?"- Buffy
"Dog spit is cleaner than human."- Xander

"But I'm sure it wasn't your fault. He started it."- Willow
"Yeah. That defense only works in six-year-old court, Will."- Buffy

"Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures."- Buffy
"Okay, the Angel thing went badly, I'm on board with that, but that's not your fault. And anyways, love isn't always like that. Love can be... nice."- Willow

"You sounded like Mr. Initiative. "Demons bad, people good.""- Buffy
"Somethin' wrong with that theorem?"- Riley

"We have a marching jazz band?"- Buffy
"Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats... scary."- Oz

[after a fight with Willow and Xander]
"So... I guess I'm starting to understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One and her friends."- Buffy

"How serious are you about this?"- Giles
"10? Serious to the amount of 10?"- Buffy