[Buffy is anxious to leave after they've spent all night making love, and Spike is peeved] "What is this to you, this thing we have?"- Spike
"What? We don't have a... thing, we have this. That's all."- Buffy
"Do you even like me?"- Spike
[placating] "Sometimes."- Buffy
[He frowns; she looks away] "Thought you like what I do to you."- Spike
[She doesn't answer. He pulls out a pair of handcuffs and dangles them]
[very seriously] "Do you trust me?"- Spike
[Buffy pauses for a long time, then answers wistfully] "Never."- Buffy

[Spike asks Buffy to invite him into Giles house to get out of the sunlight]
"Come on. I-I'm parboiling out here."- Spike
[Giles hands Buffy a stake] "Want me to make it quicker?"- Buffy
[pitifully] "Invite me in!"- Spike
"No."- Buffy
"Fairly unlikely."- Giles
[Spike tries running in and is knocked back] "Oh, damn it! Look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell 'em what I did."- Spike
"Y-You said you were gonna kill me, then Buffy."- Willow
"Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you."- Spike
"It's true. He had trouble performing."- Willow

"The vampire is lying to me."- Glory
"Yeah. But it was fun. And guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot."- Spike
"I am a god."- Glory
"The god of what, bad home perms?"- Spike
"Shut up! I command you shut up!"- Glory
"Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim, ex-god like you."- Spike

"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there! That nasty little face! That fancy shampoo commercial hair! That whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude!"- Spike
"Well, aren't we kinda unholy by def...?"- Harmony
"She follows me, you know. Tracks me down. I'm her pet project. Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture."- Spike
[picks up a headstone and throws it]
"Spike!"- Harmony
"You don't understand. I can't get rid of her. She's everywhere. She's haunting me, Harmony. This has got to end."- Spike

[after bandaging Spike] "It'll be dark soon. I think it would be wise for you to leave Sunnydale."- Rupert
"I'm not going anywhere. Not until those bastards undo whatever they did to me. Put me back the way I was."- Spike
[sarcastic] "Sure. Just explain to the nice scientist guys that you really miss killing and torturing innocent people."- Xander
[hopefully] "You think that would work?"- Spike
"Spike. Lord knows why I'm telling you this... it's for your own good. As long as the Initiative is in operation, it's not safe for you here."- Rupert
[walking in] "No. It's not safe for any of us."- Buffy

"You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me."- Drusilla
"Nobody knows me like you do, Dru."- Angelus
"She'd better not get in our way."- Spike
"Don't worry about it.- Angelus
"I do."- Spike
"Spike, my boy, you really don't get it. Do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you. You're a wreck. She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her."- Angelus

"What, your Mom doesn't know?"- Spike
"Know what?"- Joyce
"That I'm, uh... in a band. A-A rock band with Spike, here."- Buffy
"Right, she plays the, duh, triangle."- Spike
"Drums."- Buffy
"Drums. Yeah, she's a-a hell on the old skins, you know."- Spike

[to Wesley] "What happened?"- Angel

[stepping in front of Wesley] "I can explain. Apparently when Percy here was younger he used to be known as Head Boy."- Spike
"Yeah, I already knew that."- Angel
"Right. I have nothing else to report."- Spike

"Nice job of blending in, girls."- Spike
"We're a bunch of 15-year-olds in a demon bar. How much blending did you think we were gonna do?"- Rona

"So you failed."- Adam
"Well, hey, you're supposed to be so smart. You let me plan this thing."- Spike
[Adam stares at him, unimpressed]
"Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who."- Spike

"You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long."- Xander
"Hang on. Let a fella get organized."- Spike
[Spike starts grabbing things]
"That's my radio!"- Xander
"And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil."- Spike

[to Spike whilst fighting]
"Is this your big strategy for gettin' the ring back?"- Angel
"I had a plan."- Spike
[Hurls Spike onto a car and pins him face first to the bonnet]
"You, a plan?"- Angel
"A good plan, smart plan, carefully laid out. But, I got bored."- Spike
[Spike pushes Angel against a wall]
"All that watching, waiting. My legs started to cramp."- Spike

[to Buffy, who is threatening him with a kitchen implement]
"Ah, ah, ah, this flapjack's not ready to be flipped!"- Spike

"Well, we can take care of the hungry. So, how's about you just sit down in one of the sturdier chairs, and we could have a calm talk and something to eat."- Xander
"Can it be babies?"- Olaf the Troll
"Well, not so much."- Xander
"Ooh."- Olaf the Troll
"But maybe some roast pigs and stags and much hearty grog."- Xander
"They've got this onion thing..."- Spike

"I lost a friend tonight..."- Buffy
[speaking at the same time] "I wasn't in on that raiding party."- Spike
"...and I may lose more. The whole Earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to *not* care!"- Buffy
"I can't fight them both alone and neither can you."- Spike
[punches him] "I hate you!"- Buffy
"And I'm all you've got."- Spike

"Who are you?"- Buffy
"Let's just say, I'm a friend."- Angel
"Yeah, well maybe I don't want a friend."- Buffy
"I didn't say I was yours."- Angel

"You're not exactly the whiz these days either. God, I'm never gonna get paid."- Spike
"I am a whiz."- Willow
"She is a whiz."- Tara
"If ever a whiz there was."- Willow

[Standing before the gang as they prepare to leave to fight evil hell-goddess Glory]
"Remember: The ritual starts, we all die; and I'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn."- Buffy
[turns and leaves the room]
"Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?"- Spike
[picking up remaining weapons] "We few, we happy few..."- Giles
"...we band of buggered."- Spike

[Buffy is pretending to be the Buffybot]
"Why did you let that Glory hurt you?"- Buffy
"She wanted to know who the key was."- Spike
"Oh, well, I can tell her, and then you won't..."- Buffy
"No! You can't ever. Glory never finds out."- Spike
"Why?"- Buffy
" 'Cause Buffy - the other, not so pleasant Buffy - anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."- Spike

[Jonathan and Andrew sit with Spike while Warren is working]
"You're English, right?"- Andrew
"Yeah..."- Spike
"I've seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, cause, um..."- Andrew
"Cause it's not out yet on DVD."- Jonathan
"Right, it's not out yet on DVD."- Andrew
[shouts] "Warren!"- Spike

"Uh-huh. Go away."- Xander
"Now why would I do that when it's bugging you so much having me here? They have chicken wings, too. Also, a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant."- Spike
"Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?"- Xander
"Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell."- Spike

[Counting on his fingers] "Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh, God. I'm English."- Spike
"Welcome to the nancy tribe."- GIles
"You don't suppose you and I... we're not related, are we?"- Spike
"There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance."- Anya
"A-And you do inspire a, um, particular feeling of familiarity and... disappointment. Older brother?"- Giles
[snorts; with certainty] "Father. Oh, God, how I must hate you."- Spike
[Surprised] "What did *I* do?"- Giles

"You wanna bet that's the entrance to the Deeper Well?"- Angel
"Either that or Christmasland."- Spike
[Angel looks at him confused]
"Do you ever have any fun?"- Spike

"I don't know what your game is, Spike, but I know there's something you're not telling me."- Buffy
"You're right, there is. But, we're not best friends anymore. So, too bad for me. I'm not sharin'. We've been through things, the end of the world and back. I can be useful, 'cause, honestly, I've got nothing better to do. You can make use of me if you want."- Spike

[Spike decides to attack a Gorah demon]
"Hey, Gorah! Heads up!"- Spike
[the demon rises revealing itself to have three heads]
"Right, then. Heads it is."- Spike

[after seeing Harmony throw a tantrum and storm out]
"I must be in hell."- Spike
"Ah, no. L.A. But a lot of people make that mistake."- Lorne

"This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms."- Anya
"Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?"- Xander
"Oh, we're not your friends. Go on."- Spike
"Please don't."- Giles

[Spike is handed a technical document]
"Help me out here Spock, I don't speak loser."- Spike

[Eve's replacement as the Senior Partner's liaison reaches in his jacket pocket and pulls out a pen] "Wow. Didn't see that coming."- Spike

[as Rachel] "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?"- Spike
[as Angel] "No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair."- Spike
[as Rachel] "But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"- Spike
[as Angel] "No, helping those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."- Spike
[as Rachel] "I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so..."- Spike
[gasps]
[as Angel] "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away."-Spike

"Tell me you love me."- Buffy
"I love you. You know I do."- Spike

"Tell me you want me."- Buffy
"I always want you. In point of fact..."- Spike
"Shut up."- Buffy