[seeing instruments of torture in the basement of Lindsey's "house"] "Somebody has fun with these."- Spike

[Spike's challenger, a large, burly man, walks out of the shadows in the cave arena to confront Spike]
"Oh, here we go, then. Just me and the walking action-figure. I'm venturing this would be the kill-or-be-killed type of situation, then?"- Spike
"To the death."- Cave Demon
[to his challenger] "Right. Here we are now. Entertain us."- Spike
[the man slams his fists together and they catch on fire]
"Son of a..."- Spike
[the flaming-fists man punches Spike]

"What happened?"- Angel
"Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."- Spike

"It's not murder if you say yes."- Spike

[Spike is drinking the tiny bottles of Jack Daniels stocked on the plane to England]
"Can't even get drunk. Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? It's inhuman."- Spike

[after Faith compares him to Angel]
"Angel's dull as a table lamp, and we have very different coloring."- Spike

"This goes all the way through... to the other side. So I figure, there's a bloke, somewhere around... New Zealand, standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known."- Spike

"Blood is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."- Spike

[sighs] "We'll go be heroes."- Spike
[walks out the door]

"Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Something goes wrong in your life, blame Spike. Newsflash, Blondie. If kid sis wants to grab a midnight stroll, she'll find a way sooner or later. I just thought she'd be safer with Big Bad lookin' over her shoulder."- Spike
"She shouldn't have found out like that."- Buffy
"You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you? Maybe if *you* had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of 'Kick The Spike'."- Spike

"Her organs are cooking. In a day's time, they'll liquefy."- Angel
"No. Not this girl. Not this day."- Spike

"I live here. I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from Wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kittens."- Spike

"I don't know your feelings, bug guy. But to me, a tussle like that is good for the soul."- Spike

"Oh, yeah, okay. Let me guess - you won't kill me? Ooh. The whole crowd-pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so, cuz God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And-and I never really liked you anyway, and-and you have stupid hair."- Spike

"Oh, oh. Me, me. I'm your people person."- Spike

"Right. First off, I'm not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, brooches, beads, pendants, pins or rings."- Spike

"This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me."- Angel
[Spike raises his hand]
"Wes."- Angel
[disappointed] "Oh. Can I deny you three times?"- Spike

"You know, one of these days, I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you rassle it out."- Buffy
"No problem at this end."- Spike
"Hmm. There could be oil of some kind involved."- Buffy

"You don't come near the girl, Doc."- Spike

"I don't smell a soul anywhere on you. Why do you even care?"- Doc
"I made a promise to a lady."- Spike

"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"- Drusilla
"Yeah, destroying the world. Great. I'm really more interested in the slayer."- Angelus
"Well, she's in the world, so that should work out."- Spike

[Spike is getting drunk in a bar populated by rough bikers]
"Nice crowd."- Spike
"It can get pretty ugly in here, I gotta warn you."- Bartender
"What I'm after."- Spike
[drinks another shot of liquor]
"A couple more shots of courage, and I may make my presence felt."- Spike
"Your funeral."- Bartender
"Well, I never had a proper one."- Spike

"Don't know if you know this, but, uh, I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to, uh..."- Spike

[walks outside to find the Camaro missing] "Didn't we have a car?"- Spike

[Spike pulls up to Angel on a scooter]
"Hop on, little mama."- Spike
"I'm not riding on the back."- Angel

[watching TV]
"Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?"- Spike

[last lines]
"What do you want now?"- Buffy
"What's wrong?"- Spike
"I don't wanna talk about it."- Buffy
"Is there something I can do?"- Spike

[commenting to Buffy on her relationship with Riley]
"Gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks, you do have a bleedin' tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Frolopse's demon that's got better instincts than you."- Spike

"The sun sets, and she appears."- Spike

"You meet my friend?"- Spike
"No. Not yet. But, she seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous."- Buffy
"Is it working?"- Spike
"A little. It doesn't change anything, but i-if you're wildly curious, yeah, it hurts."- Buffy
"I'm sorry. Or, good!"- Spike

[Spike surveys the chaos caused on Halloween by Ethan Rayne's costume transformation spell]
"Well, this is just... neat."- Spike

[startling Giles by walking in on him singing]
"You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again."- Spike