"Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you."- Dawn
[Cyrus pokes Dawn with his finger; after a moment, he is staked by Buffy]
"Can't say she didn't warn him."- Buffy

"I'm rash and impulsive. It's a flaw."- Buffy

[frustrated] "Who are you?"- Buffy
"I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula."- Dracula
[unbelieving] "Get out!"- Buffy

"Gee, can you vague that up for me?"- Buffy

"And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?"- Spike

"Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you?"- Spike
"Is that supposed to scare me?"- Dawn
"Little tremble wouldn't hurt."-- Spike
"Sorry, it's just - Come on, I'm badder than you."- Dawn
"Are not."- Spike
"Am too. You're standing in the bushes hugging a bent box of chocolates, and I'm..."- Dawn
"What? sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?"- Spike

"Just give me something, a crumb, the barest smidgen. Tell me maybe, someday, there's a chance."- Spike
"Spike... the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious."- Buffy

[shouting] "Aaaarrrggghh! Gaaagggghhhhhh! What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women? What the hell does it take? Why do you bitches torture me?"- Spike
"Which question do you want me to answer first?"- Buffy

"This is all you get. I'm listening. Tell me what happened."- Buffy
"I tried to find it of course."- Spike
"Find what?"- Buffy
"The spark. The missing - the piece, that fit. That made me fit because you didn't want- I can't. Not with you looking. I dreamed of killing you. I think they were dreams. So weak. Did you make me weak? Thinking of you? Hauling myself, and spilling useless buckets of salt over your- ending. Angel, he should've warned me. Makes a good show of forgetting, but, it's here. In me. All the time. The spark. I wanted to give you what you deserve. And I got it. They put the spark in me and now all it does is burn."- Spike
"Your soul."- Buffy
"Bit worse for lack of use."- Spike

"You've really got a yen to hurt this girl, haven't you?"- Spike
"She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kinda thing you just forgive."- Angelus

"So... if any of us makes it through this alive, does one of us get to be a real boy?"- Spike
"Who are you kidding, Spike? You know that none of us are gonna make it through this night alive."- Angel
"Good. As long as it's not you."- Spike

"Andrew double crossed us? That's a good move."- Spike
[chuckles]
"Hope for the little ponce yet."- Spike

"What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What? Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"- Spike

"Illyria?"- Wesley
"Touch me and die vermin."- Illyria
"Not a very dramatic difference really."- Spike

"Come on. I can feel it, Slayer. You know you wanna dance."- Spike
"Say it's true. Say I do want to. It wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me."- Buffy

"You wanna know what I'm scared of, Spike? Me. Right now, Glory thinks Tara's the Key. But I'm the Key, Spike. I am. And anything that happens to Tara... is 'cause of me. Your bruises, your limp... that's all me, too. I'm like a lightning rod for pain, and hurt... and everyone around me suffers and dies. I must be something so horrible to cause so much pain and evil."- Dawn
"Rot."- Spike
"What do you know?"- Dawn
"I'm a vampire. I know something about evil. You're not evil."- Spike
"Maybe I'm not evil. But I don't think I can be good."- Dawn
"Well, I'm not good, and I'm okay."- Spike

"Bloody Brilliant! Turn the poor sod to save the ship and then make him dash for dry land before Mr. Sunshine scorches him a new one. You're still a dick."- Spike
"Yeah, I am."- Angel
[looks up at the hatch]
"Bollocks."- Spike
[climbs ladder]

[last line in Season 6]
"You have endured the required trials."- Cave Demon

"Bloody right I have. So you give me what I want. Make me what I was, so Buffy can get what she deserves."- Spike
"Very well. We will return your soul."- Cave Demon
[Spike yells in pain as he gets his soul back]

"Come on. You're not the long haul guy and you know it."- Spike
"Shut up."- Riley
"You know it. Or else you wouldn't be getting suck jobs from two-bit vampire trolls. The girl needs some monster in her man... and that's not in your nature... no matter how low you try to go."- Spike

"It's over."- Buffy
"I've memorized this tune, luv. Think I have the sheet music. Doesn't change what you want."- Spike
"I know that. I do want you. Being with you... makes things... simpler. For a little while."- Buffy

"I don't call five hours straight a little while."- Spike
"I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just... being weak, and selfish..."- Buffy
"Really not complaining here."- Spike
"And it's killing me. I have to be strong about this. I'm sorry William."- Buffy

"Hi everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry it took so long to get back from our mission-mission, but we had to wait out the sun. Well, I think our-our mission went very well. We, uh, we rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and, uh, uh, played some amusing games, and, uh - Oh. We got some information. You know what? I really need to urinate."- Andrew
"He's a breath of fresh air, innit he? Thank God I don't breathe."- Spike

"It's nothing I know. What, you think I'd come running over saying, "I've got a secret. Beat me till I talk"?"- Spike

[sings] "The torch I bear is scorching me. Buffy's laughing, I've no doubt. I hope she fries! I'm free if that bitch dies! I'd better help her out!"- Spike

"Have we met?"- Joyce
"Uh, you hit me with an axe one time. Remember, uh, "Get the hell away from my daughter"?"- Spike

"Bugger that. Do it yourself."- Spike

[Spike wants Willow to do a spell for him]
"Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him..."- Spike
[indicates Xander]
"and you try again."- Spike

"What could you possibly do to me? I've been trapped in this house for weeks like a..."- Eve
"Rat? Snake? Beady little rat snake?"- Spike

"Spike, I'm cold."- Drusilla
"I got you."- Spike
"I'm a princess."- Drusilla
"That's what you are."- Spike

"Yeah, I did a couple o' Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag."- Spike
[laughs]
"Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"- Spike

[after Willow's spell, Buffy thinks she and Spike are engaged]
"I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity."- Buffy
"Yeah, right, you're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other."- Xander
"Xander!"- Buffy
"That's it, you're off the usher list."- Spike

[as the Camaro SS is driving itself]
"This is weirdin' me out. Is this weirding you out?"- Angel

"What, you never heard of Knight Rider? Knight Industries 2000? KITT? Never mind."- Spike

"Okay. Is it bigger than a breadbox?"- Spike
"No. Four left."- Harmony
"So it's smaller than a breadbox."- Spike
"Heh heh. No, only three."- Harmony
"Harmony, is it a sodding breadbox?"- Spike
"Yes! Oh, my God! Someone's blondy bear is a 20-Question genius."- Harmony