[seeing instruments of torture in the basement of Lindsey's "house"] "Somebody has fun with these."- Spike

[Spike's challenger, a large, burly man, walks out of the shadows in the cave arena to confront Spike]
"Oh, here we go, then. Just me and the walking action-figure. I'm venturing this would be the kill-or-be-killed type of situation, then?"- Spike
"To the death."- Cave Demon
[to his challenger] "Right. Here we are now. Entertain us."- Spike
[the man slams his fists together and they catch on fire]
"Son of a..."- Spike
[the flaming-fists man punches Spike]

"What happened?"- Angel
"Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."- Spike

"It's not murder if you say yes."- Spike

[Spike is drinking the tiny bottles of Jack Daniels stocked on the plane to England]
"Can't even get drunk. Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? It's inhuman."- Spike

[after Faith compares him to Angel]
"Angel's dull as a table lamp, and we have very different coloring."- Spike

"This goes all the way through... to the other side. So I figure, there's a bloke, somewhere around... New Zealand, standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known."- Spike

"Blood is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."- Spike

[sighs] "We'll go be heroes."- Spike
[walks out the door]

"Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Something goes wrong in your life, blame Spike. Newsflash, Blondie. If kid sis wants to grab a midnight stroll, she'll find a way sooner or later. I just thought she'd be safer with Big Bad lookin' over her shoulder."- Spike
"She shouldn't have found out like that."- Buffy
"You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you? Maybe if *you* had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of 'Kick The Spike'."- Spike

"Her organs are cooking. In a day's time, they'll liquefy."- Angel
"No. Not this girl. Not this day."- Spike

"I live here. I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from Wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kittens."- Spike

"I don't know your feelings, bug guy. But to me, a tussle like that is good for the soul."- Spike

"Oh, yeah, okay. Let me guess - you won't kill me? Ooh. The whole crowd-pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so, cuz God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And-and I never really liked you anyway, and-and you have stupid hair."- Spike

"Oh, oh. Me, me. I'm your people person."- Spike

"Right. First off, I'm not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, brooches, beads, pendants, pins or rings."- Spike

"This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me."- Angel
[Spike raises his hand]
"Wes."- Angel
[disappointed] "Oh. Can I deny you three times?"- Spike

"You know, one of these days, I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you rassle it out."- Buffy
"No problem at this end."- Spike
"Hmm. There could be oil of some kind involved."- Buffy

"You don't come near the girl, Doc."- Spike

"I don't smell a soul anywhere on you. Why do you even care?"- Doc
"I made a promise to a lady."- Spike

"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"- Drusilla
"Yeah, destroying the world. Great. I'm really more interested in the slayer."- Angelus
"Well, she's in the world, so that should work out."- Spike

[Spike is getting drunk in a bar populated by rough bikers]
"Nice crowd."- Spike
"It can get pretty ugly in here, I gotta warn you."- Bartender
"What I'm after."- Spike
[drinks another shot of liquor]
"A couple more shots of courage, and I may make my presence felt."- Spike
"Your funeral."- Bartender
"Well, I never had a proper one."- Spike

"Don't know if you know this, but, uh, I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to, uh..."- Spike

[walks outside to find the Camaro missing] "Didn't we have a car?"- Spike

[Spike pulls up to Angel on a scooter]
"Hop on, little mama."- Spike
"I'm not riding on the back."- Angel

[watching TV]
"Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?"- Spike

[last lines]
"What do you want now?"- Buffy
"What's wrong?"- Spike
"I don't wanna talk about it."- Buffy
"Is there something I can do?"- Spike

[commenting to Buffy on her relationship with Riley]
"Gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks, you do have a bleedin' tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Frolopse's demon that's got better instincts than you."- Spike

"The sun sets, and she appears."- Spike

"You meet my friend?"- Spike
"No. Not yet. But, she seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous."- Buffy
"Is it working?"- Spike
"A little. It doesn't change anything, but i-if you're wildly curious, yeah, it hurts."- Buffy
"I'm sorry. Or, good!"- Spike

[Spike surveys the chaos caused on Halloween by Ethan Rayne's costume transformation spell]
"Well, this is just... neat."- Spike

[startling Giles by walking in on him singing]
"You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again."- Spike

"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."- Spike

"We're not all gonna make it. You know that."- Buffy
"Yeah. Hey, always knew I'd go down fightin'."- Spike
"I'm counting on you... to protect her."- Buffy
"Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight."- Spike

"Fail-safe's meant for me. I'm not gonna risk anybody I care about."- Angel
"I'll go."- Spike
"Okay."- Angel

[to Hainsley's butler]

"We're - I'm from Wolfram and Hart."- Angel
"I'm his date."- Spike

"Will, you know how bad I feel about this. Okay? It's eating me up-"- Buffy
[to Anya]
"A quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer."- Buffy
[to Willow]
"But even though it's hard, we have to end this. Yes, he's been wronged, and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I..."- Buffy
"Oh, someone put a stake in me."- Spike
"You got a lot of volunteers in here."- Xander
"I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians."- Spike
"Uh, the preferred term is..."- Willow
"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story."- Spike
"Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of - Not that I don't like Spaniards."- Buffy
"Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?"- Spike
"We don't wanna fight anyone."- Willow
"I just wanna have Thanksgiving."- Buffy
"Heh heh. Yeah... Good luck."- Spike
"Well, if we could talk to him..."- Willow
"You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick."- Spike
"Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but, some of that made sense."- Xander

[in a dream]
"Spike, you're a killer. And I should've done this years ago."- Buffy
"You know what? Do it. Bloody just do it."- Spike
"What?"- Buffy
"End my torment. Seeing you, every day, everywhere I go, every time I turn around. Take me out of a world that has you in it."- Spike
[takes off shirt]
"Just kill me."- Spike
[Buffy hesitates and Spike grabs and kisses her; she pulls back, horrified, and he just stares at her in shock]
[grabs him and kisses him] "Spike. I want you."- Buffy
"Buffy, I love you. God, I love you so much."- Spike
[he wakes up, looking stunned and distressed]
"Oh, God no... please no."- Spike

"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."- Spike

"This is gonna be worth it."- Spike
[slaps Xander on the back of the head, both cry out in pain because Spike has his chip still]
"Last time... from the top..."- Spike

"Lurk much?"- Dawn
"I wasn't lurkin'. I was standin' about. It's a whole different vibe."- Spike

"Spike, I have a mission for you."- Giles
"Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, sometimes our missions end up with you tryin' to kill me. I'm not fond of those."- Spike

"Spike, have you completely lost your mind?"- Buffy
"Well, yes. Where have you been all night?"- Spike

[after landing on the hood of one of Angel's cars when coming back from "hell"] "I'm on fire!"- Spike
[looks down]
"Oh. Never mind."- Spike

"Ready, Randy?"- Buffy
"Ready, Joan."- Spike

"What do you want?"- Buffy
"I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."- Spike
"Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"- Buffy
"We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." It's just tough guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"- Spike

[sings] "Let me rest in peace, let me get some sleep. Let me take my love and bury it in a hole six foot deep. I can lay my body down but I can't find my sweet release. Let me rest in peace."- Spike

"The Gem of Amara. Official sponsor of my killing you."- Spike

"Heard you got a date."- Spike
"Well, it's unclear. I mean, I have this whole theory about a promotion. Or he's evil."- Buffy
"Buffy, I'm all right."- Spike
"You don't have to..."- Buffy
"What? Be noble? I'm not. Really, I'm all right. Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear."- Spike
"Good. I'm glad. Thank you."- Buffy
"Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous."- Spike

"Uh, I do remember what I said. The promise... to protect her. If I'da done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but, after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... I do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you."- Spike

"I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blamin' everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her till she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."- Spike

"It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer."- Spike

"Speakin' of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although, she has been awful busy jumpin' the bones of the very first lunkhead who came along. Good-lookin' fella. Used her shamelessly. She is cute when she's hurting."- Spike

"Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now do you wanna be William the Bloody or just Spike? Cuz either way it's gonna look majorly weird."- Buffy
"Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance."- Spike
"What's wrong with Buffy?"- Buffy
"Oh, such a good question"- Giles

"Look, I can't do this anymore."- Angel
"Admitting defeat, are you?"- Spike
"You and me. This isn't working out."- Angel
"Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"- Spike

"You're fixin' to do something stupid, aren't you?"- Spike
"Done it. Came here."- Angel

"So you wanna jump right to the kissing, then, eh?"- Spike
"I am not kissing you, Spike. Once was..."- Buffy
"Twice."- Spike

"Little tip mate. Stake's your friend. Don't be afraid to use it."- Spike

[seeing Angel's new lair] "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens, it'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."- Spike

"I get it. The joke's on me. Lots of laughs. Yeah. Hey, bring the wife and kiddies. Come see the show. 'Cause it's gonna be a circus. This... just the beginning, love. A warm-up act. The real headliner's coming, and when that band hits the stage, all of this... All this... will come tumbling in death and screaming, horror and bloodshed. From beneath you, it devours."- Spike

"Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment."- Spike
"I was happy. Wherever I was... I was happy... at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time... didn't mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I - I don't understand theology or dimensions, any of it really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I've lost. They can never know. Never."- Buffy

"Is everyone here very stoned?"- Spike

"I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you - it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your kindness, and your strength, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."- Spike

"Ahhh, my head. I think I'm soberin' up. It's horrible. Ah, God, I wish I was dead."- Spike
"Well, if you close your eyes and wish realy hard..."- Buffy

"You never knew the real me. Too busy tryin' to see your own reflection, praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world, so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero. I'm nothing like you."- Spike
"No. You're less. That's why Buffy never really loved you. Because you weren't me."- Angel

"Last night was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life."- Buffy
[smiles fondly] "Yeah. Me too."- Spike

"This should be a kick."- Spike
"I violently dislike you."- Buffy

"I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance."- Spike
[everyone looks at her]
"That was the spell."- Buffy

[Ghost Indian transforms into a large bear while fighting Buffy]
"A bear! You made a bear!"- Spike
"I didn't mean to."- Buffy
"Undo it! Undo it!"- Spike

"Then we're all agreed."- Angel
"Yeah. We're all one big happy Manson family."- Spike

"I'm only 126."- Spike
"You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again?"- Willow

"All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?"- Spike

"It's Buffy."- Angel

"*Randy* Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."- Spike

"I'm in a meeting, Spike."- Angel
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care."- Spike

"How do you say "wank off" in Italian?"- Spike

"A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."- Spike

"I get this spell reversed, they'll be finding your body for weeks."- Spike
"Oh, make a move. Please. I'm dying for a good slay."- Buffy

"Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home."- Buffy
"It's blood. That's what I do."- Spike

"Lesson the second: Ask the right questions. You wanna know how I beat 'em? The question isn't how'd I win. The question is, why'd they lose?"- Spike

"If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight, little body and make me."- Spike

"Leave her alone!"- Angel

"Yeah, that'll work. Now say, "Pretty please.""-Spike

"I love you."- Spike
"Oh, my god."- Buffy
"Hey, no, look at me. I... love you. You're all I bloody think about. Dream about. You're in my gut... my throat... I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you."- Spike

"I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away."- Spike
"That's not exactly one of my fantasies, either."- Xander

[to Spike about Joyce] "You touch her, and I'll cut your head off!"- Angel
"Yeah? You and what army?"- Spike
[Buffy comes up behind him]
"That would be me."- Buffy
[She knocks Spike onto his back on the island and keeps him pinned there by the throat]
"Angel, why don't you come on in?"- Buffy

"Hey, Angel's getting some. Good on you mate."- Spike

"We can't let you go until we're sure that you're-you're impotent or..."- Giles
"Hey!"- Spike
"Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're-you're..."- Giles
"Flaccid?"- Buffy
"You are one step away, missy."- Spike
"Giles, help. He's gonna scold me."- Buffy

"Do we really need weapons for this?"- Buffy
"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."- Spike

"You think you can fool me? You were my sire, man. You were my... Yoda."- Spike
"Things change."- Angel
"Not us. Not demons. Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom."- Spike

"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."- Spike

"Where you goin'?"- Spike
"To see my lawyer."- Angel

"I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have ta stake ya. Second thought have at it."- Spike

"Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away."- Buffy
"Oh, please."- Giles
"Giles, make her stop."- Spike
"If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand."- Giles

"Nice work, love."- Spike
"Who are you?"- Buffy
"You'll find out on Saturday."- Spike
"What happens on Saturday?"- Buffy
"I kill you."- Spike

"What are you doing here?"- Buffy
"Look..."- Spike
"Five words or less."- Buffy
[counts on his fingers] "Out for a walk."- Spike
[pauses]
"Bitch."- Spike

"How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?"- Tara
"What? Oh, yeah."- Spike
"Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it."- Tara

"I had a muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping."- Spike
"A muscle cramp... in your pants?"- Tara
"What? It's a thing."- Spike

"What can you tell me about Dracula?"- Riley Finn
"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing."- Spike

[Upon finding Spike trying to stake himself] "We've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you."- Xander
"Xander."- Willow
"What? He wants to die, I wanna help..."- Xander
"It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself."- Willow
"Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance."- Spike

"Ours is a forever love."- Angel
"I had a relationship with her, too."- Spike

"Okay, sleeping together is not a relationship."- Angel
"It is if you do it enough times."- Spike

" When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there. "- Big Ugly
"You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."- Spike

"I oughta rip your throat out."- Big Ugly
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."- Spike

"Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes."- Spike

"Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll..."- Spike
"You'll do what? Lick me to death?"- Giles

"You Englishmen are always so...Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!" - Spike