"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."- Spike

"We're not all gonna make it. You know that."- Buffy
"Yeah. Hey, always knew I'd go down fightin'."- Spike
"I'm counting on you... to protect her."- Buffy
"Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight."- Spike

"Fail-safe's meant for me. I'm not gonna risk anybody I care about."- Angel
"I'll go."- Spike
"Okay."- Angel

[to Hainsley's butler]

"We're - I'm from Wolfram and Hart."- Angel
"I'm his date."- Spike

"Will, you know how bad I feel about this. Okay? It's eating me up-"- Buffy
[to Anya]
"A quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer."- Buffy
[to Willow]
"But even though it's hard, we have to end this. Yes, he's been wronged, and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I..."- Buffy
"Oh, someone put a stake in me."- Spike
"You got a lot of volunteers in here."- Xander
"I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians."- Spike
"Uh, the preferred term is..."- Willow
"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story."- Spike
"Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of - Not that I don't like Spaniards."- Buffy
"Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?"- Spike
"We don't wanna fight anyone."- Willow
"I just wanna have Thanksgiving."- Buffy
"Heh heh. Yeah... Good luck."- Spike
"Well, if we could talk to him..."- Willow
"You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick."- Spike
"Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but, some of that made sense."- Xander

[in a dream]
"Spike, you're a killer. And I should've done this years ago."- Buffy
"You know what? Do it. Bloody just do it."- Spike
"What?"- Buffy
"End my torment. Seeing you, every day, everywhere I go, every time I turn around. Take me out of a world that has you in it."- Spike
[takes off shirt]
"Just kill me."- Spike
[Buffy hesitates and Spike grabs and kisses her; she pulls back, horrified, and he just stares at her in shock]
[grabs him and kisses him] "Spike. I want you."- Buffy
"Buffy, I love you. God, I love you so much."- Spike
[he wakes up, looking stunned and distressed]
"Oh, God no... please no."- Spike

"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."- Spike

"This is gonna be worth it."- Spike
[slaps Xander on the back of the head, both cry out in pain because Spike has his chip still]
"Last time... from the top..."- Spike

"Lurk much?"- Dawn
"I wasn't lurkin'. I was standin' about. It's a whole different vibe."- Spike

"Spike, I have a mission for you."- Giles
"Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, sometimes our missions end up with you tryin' to kill me. I'm not fond of those."- Spike

"Spike, have you completely lost your mind?"- Buffy
"Well, yes. Where have you been all night?"- Spike

[after landing on the hood of one of Angel's cars when coming back from "hell"] "I'm on fire!"- Spike
[looks down]
"Oh. Never mind."- Spike

"Ready, Randy?"- Buffy
"Ready, Joan."- Spike

"What do you want?"- Buffy
"I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."- Spike
"Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"- Buffy
"We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." It's just tough guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"- Spike

[sings] "Let me rest in peace, let me get some sleep. Let me take my love and bury it in a hole six foot deep. I can lay my body down but I can't find my sweet release. Let me rest in peace."- Spike

"The Gem of Amara. Official sponsor of my killing you."- Spike

"Heard you got a date."- Spike
"Well, it's unclear. I mean, I have this whole theory about a promotion. Or he's evil."- Buffy
"Buffy, I'm all right."- Spike
"You don't have to..."- Buffy
"What? Be noble? I'm not. Really, I'm all right. Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear."- Spike
"Good. I'm glad. Thank you."- Buffy
"Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous."- Spike

"Uh, I do remember what I said. The promise... to protect her. If I'da done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but, after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... I do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you."- Spike

"I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blamin' everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her till she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."- Spike

"It's called addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer."- Spike

"Speakin' of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although, she has been awful busy jumpin' the bones of the very first lunkhead who came along. Good-lookin' fella. Used her shamelessly. She is cute when she's hurting."- Spike

"Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now do you wanna be William the Bloody or just Spike? Cuz either way it's gonna look majorly weird."- Buffy
"Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance."- Spike
"What's wrong with Buffy?"- Buffy
"Oh, such a good question"- Giles

"Look, I can't do this anymore."- Angel
"Admitting defeat, are you?"- Spike
"You and me. This isn't working out."- Angel
"Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"- Spike

"You're fixin' to do something stupid, aren't you?"- Spike
"Done it. Came here."- Angel

"So you wanna jump right to the kissing, then, eh?"- Spike
"I am not kissing you, Spike. Once was..."- Buffy
"Twice."- Spike

"Little tip mate. Stake's your friend. Don't be afraid to use it."- Spike

[seeing Angel's new lair] "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens, it'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."- Spike

"I get it. The joke's on me. Lots of laughs. Yeah. Hey, bring the wife and kiddies. Come see the show. 'Cause it's gonna be a circus. This... just the beginning, love. A warm-up act. The real headliner's coming, and when that band hits the stage, all of this... All this... will come tumbling in death and screaming, horror and bloodshed. From beneath you, it devours."- Spike

"Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment."- Spike
"I was happy. Wherever I was... I was happy... at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time... didn't mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I - I don't understand theology or dimensions, any of it really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I've lost. They can never know. Never."- Buffy

"Is everyone here very stoned?"- Spike