"I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you - it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your kindness, and your strength, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."- Spike

"Ahhh, my head. I think I'm soberin' up. It's horrible. Ah, God, I wish I was dead."- Spike
"Well, if you close your eyes and wish realy hard..."- Buffy

"You never knew the real me. Too busy tryin' to see your own reflection, praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world, so you could stand to live with yourself. Take a long look, hero. I'm nothing like you."- Spike
"No. You're less. That's why Buffy never really loved you. Because you weren't me."- Angel

"Last night was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life."- Buffy
[smiles fondly] "Yeah. Me too."- Spike

"This should be a kick."- Spike
"I violently dislike you."- Buffy

"I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance."- Spike
[everyone looks at her]
"That was the spell."- Buffy

[Ghost Indian transforms into a large bear while fighting Buffy]
"A bear! You made a bear!"- Spike
"I didn't mean to."- Buffy
"Undo it! Undo it!"- Spike

"Then we're all agreed."- Angel
"Yeah. We're all one big happy Manson family."- Spike

"I'm only 126."- Spike
"You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again?"- Willow

"All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?"- Spike

"It's Buffy."- Angel

"*Randy* Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."- Spike

"I'm in a meeting, Spike."- Angel
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care."- Spike

"How do you say "wank off" in Italian?"- Spike

"A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."- Spike

"I get this spell reversed, they'll be finding your body for weeks."- Spike
"Oh, make a move. Please. I'm dying for a good slay."- Buffy

"Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home."- Buffy
"It's blood. That's what I do."- Spike

"Lesson the second: Ask the right questions. You wanna know how I beat 'em? The question isn't how'd I win. The question is, why'd they lose?"- Spike

"If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight, little body and make me."- Spike

"Leave her alone!"- Angel

"Yeah, that'll work. Now say, "Pretty please.""-Spike

"I love you."- Spike
"Oh, my god."- Buffy
"Hey, no, look at me. I... love you. You're all I bloody think about. Dream about. You're in my gut... my throat... I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you."- Spike

"I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away."- Spike
"That's not exactly one of my fantasies, either."- Xander

[to Spike about Joyce] "You touch her, and I'll cut your head off!"- Angel
"Yeah? You and what army?"- Spike
[Buffy comes up behind him]
"That would be me."- Buffy
[She knocks Spike onto his back on the island and keeps him pinned there by the throat]
"Angel, why don't you come on in?"- Buffy

"Hey, Angel's getting some. Good on you mate."- Spike

"We can't let you go until we're sure that you're-you're impotent or..."- Giles
"Hey!"- Spike
"Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're-you're..."- Giles
"Flaccid?"- Buffy
"You are one step away, missy."- Spike
"Giles, help. He's gonna scold me."- Buffy

"Do we really need weapons for this?"- Buffy
"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."- Spike

"You think you can fool me? You were my sire, man. You were my... Yoda."- Spike
"Things change."- Angel
"Not us. Not demons. Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom."- Spike

"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."- Spike

"Where you goin'?"- Spike
"To see my lawyer."- Angel

"I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have ta stake ya. Second thought have at it."- Spike

"Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away."- Buffy
"Oh, please."- Giles
"Giles, make her stop."- Spike
"If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand."- Giles

"Nice work, love."- Spike
"Who are you?"- Buffy
"You'll find out on Saturday."- Spike
"What happens on Saturday?"- Buffy
"I kill you."- Spike