"Terrifying. If I were Abbot and Costello this would be fairly traumatic."- Buffy

"The Master rose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hopin' maybe you'd come. My destiny..."- Angel
"Is this a get-in-my-pants thing? You guys in Sunnydale talk like I'm the second coming."- Buffy

"You look great, Mr. About To Get Married. You're glowing. Oh, my God. Maybe you're pregnant!"- Buffy

[examing the defeated Octarus's ring] "You're in danger. You know what the ring means?"- Angel
"I just killed a Super Bowl champ?"- Buffy

"Why are you riding me?"- Angel

"Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?"- Buffy

"It's dead."- Xander
"Yep."- Buffy
"Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers."- Willow

"Just making sure there are no more evil "trio" cameras. Or... evil "uno"."- Buffy
"The sinister yet addictive card game?"- Xander

"I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every, single person on the face of the Earth to do it."- Buffy
"Yay?"- Xander

"I went to see the Oracles again. I asked them to change me back."- Angel
"What? Why?"- Buffy
"Because more than ever I know how much I love you."- Angel

"You would just love an excuse to hurt him, wouldn't you?"- Buffy
"I don't need an excuse. I think lots of dead people actually constitutes a reason!"- Xander

"Do-do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would *love* to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again."- Buffy

"So what'd you do for your birthday? D'you have fun?"- Joyce
"I got older."- Buffy

"You're going to hell!"- Angelus
"Save me a seat."- Buffy

"Remember when things used to be nice and boring?"- Buffy
"No."- Willow

"What do we know?"- Buffy
"Dog spit is cleaner than human."- Xander

"Are you drunk?"- Buffy
"Yes, quite a bit actually."- Giles

"This is not the mother ship, people. This is ugly dead come to play."- Buffy

"What's with all the tragedy masks?"- Buffy

"Spike is the strongest warrior we have. And we are gonna need him if we're gonna come out of this thing alive. If you try anything again, he'll kill you. More importantly, I'll let him."- Buffy