Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"The world wants me gone."- Angel
"What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it. I hate that it's so hard, and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything that you did because you did it to me. Oh God, I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. I can't."- Buffy

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

"Faith has you at a disadvantage, Buffy."- Giles
"'Cause I'm not crazy, or 'cause I don't kill people?"- Buffy
"Both, actually."- Giles

Monday, June 28, 2010

[as her memory returns] "Hi, honey, I'm home."- Buffy
[beats up Spike]
"You know what? It's good to be me."- Buffy

Sunday, June 27, 2010

"Don't hit the horsies!"- Willow
"We won't."- Buffy
[to Giles]
"Aim for the horsies."- Buffy

Saturday, June 26, 2010

"God! I am so mentally challenged."- Buffy

Friday, June 25, 2010

"We survived."- Oz
"It was a hell of a battle."- Buffy
"Not the battle. High School."- Oz

Thursday, June 24, 2010

"Come on. Say it. We're "bloody well" talking about this! Tell me to kill my sister."- Buffy

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

[to Giles] "It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little-little holes in his neck and all his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, "Ooooh"?"- Buffy

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

"I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there's evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn't been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn't been, either. This isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning, I'm opening the seal. I'm going down into the Hellmouth and I am finishing this once and for all. Right now, you're asking yourself what makes this different. What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It's true. None of you have the power that Faith and I do. So here's the part where you make a choice."- Buffy

Monday, June 21, 2010

"She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."- Buffy
"I-I've been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?"- Giles

Sunday, June 20, 2010

"Cool. You guys can do the brain thing. I'm gonna go to class."- Buffy
"Which could also be construed as the brain thing."- Oz

Saturday, June 19, 2010

[Tara wants to know whether Buffy is okay after having confessed to Tara that she'd been having an affair with Spike]
"So, is, um, Spike coming?"- Tara
"No. He may be a chip-head, but he still doesn't play too well with others. Besides, I'm definitely not ready to..."- Buffy
"Come out."- Tara
"Yeah. I'm all stay-inny."- Buffy

Friday, June 18, 2010

"She was looking to go all payback-y on Glory for a minute, but I cooled her down a little. Actually a lot."- Buffy
"So, she's not gonna do anything rash then."- Spike
"No. I explained there was no point."- Buffy
"Mm-hmm."- Spike
"What?"- Buffy
"You... so you're saying that a powerful and mightily pissed off witch was planning on going and spilling herself a few pints of god blood until you, what...”explained"?"- Spike
"You think she...? No. I told Willow it would be like suicide."- Buffy
"I'd do it. Right person. Person I loved. I'd do it."- Spike

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"There's mention some two hundred years ago in Ireland of-of Angelus, the one with the angelic face."- Rupert
"They got that right."- Buffy

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

"Honey, did you somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Uh, send him signals?"- Joyce
"Uh... I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base."- Buffy

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"So what do we do?"- Dawn
"Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty."- Buffy

Monday, June 14, 2010

"Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me."- Buffy

Sunday, June 13, 2010

"How did you find me here?"- Buffy
"If I was blind I would see you."- Angel

Saturday, June 12, 2010

"So, let me get this strait. I'm really back in school because the School Board overruled you. Wow! That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it."- Buffy
"I think what my daughter's trying to say is, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."- Joyce

Friday, June 11, 2010

"I'm way off my game. My game's left the country. It's in Cuernavaca!"- Buffy

Thursday, June 10, 2010

"Buffy want beer."- Buffy

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

"What are you doing Buffy?"- Willow
"Nothing... checking for horns."- Buffy

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"I told one lie... I had one drink..."- Buffy
"Yes. And you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words, "Let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture."- Giles

Monday, June 7, 2010

"I want you to get a message to Angel for me. Tell him I'm done waiting. I'm taking the fight to him. You got that? Need me to write it down for ya?"- Buffy

Sunday, June 6, 2010

"Is this hell?"- Buffy

Saturday, June 5, 2010

"Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet."- Wesley
"I will?"- Buffy
[pauses] "Are you not used to being given orders?"- Wesley
"Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says 'please'. And afterwards I get a cookie."- Buffy
[she grins at Giles]

Friday, June 4, 2010

"I can't wait till Mom gets the bill for these books. I hope it's a funny aneurysm."- Buffy

Thursday, June 3, 2010

[Xander is wearing a speedo]
"I'm undercover."- Xander
"Not under much."- Buffy

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

"Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh. It's kind of like oil and water and a... third unmeshable thing."- Buffy

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

"Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection."- Buffy