[as Rachel] "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?"- Spike
[as Angel] "No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair."- Spike
[as Rachel] "But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"- Spike
[as Angel] "No, helping those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."- Spike
[as Rachel] "I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so..."- Spike
[gasps]
[as Angel] "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away."-Spike