" When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there. "- Big Ugly
"You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."- Spike

"I oughta rip your throat out."- Big Ugly
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move."- Spike